You’re walking through the forest at night trying to find your way home and and end up in a clearing. A bat bursts from the canopy and shrieks in your face. You shriek back. A rustling in the bushes startles you and you shrink back behind a tree, peeking your face around the corner. The coast seems clear so you tip-toe back into the clearing and by what awful luck a furry humanoid pounces, pinning you to the ground. You wiggle and writhe but the creature’s face only gets closer to yours. You’re face to face with a werewolf and notice it’s wearing headphones.
You go “what’re you listening to?”
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