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David M. Dollar$$$

Here is an exclusive interview with renowned FBI (federal bikini inspector), creator of the spreadable PB –AND– J and the CEO of Yankii Korp. His security guard, Sinbad, had me tie a sheepshank and drink an entire gallon of Yankii Korp’s testosterone-infused milk before I was allowed to see Mr. Dollar$$$. I am now addicted to testosterone-infused milk (or Mootosterone) and have been gaining muscle at an alarming rate. My limbs are the size of tree trunks and I don’t know how much longer my heart can handle it.