Nerd Bash 20XX

Every year there is a festival in Tulsa, Oklahoma where nerds get bashed into oblivion. Bullies gather from all around to take a crack at a slew of unsuspecting pencil-necks. The dorks are lured here with the promise of “the comic-con of middle America” and scrounge up their meager earnings from working at Toys ‘R’ Us to fly in from all around the country. The Bullyminati, a secret organization run by top tier twerp terrorizers, sends an unmarked envelope to locally-renowned bullies everywhere. The envelope contains a plane ticket, a hotel booking receipt, and a coupon for a free pair of boxing gloves from Dick’s Sporting Goods.